Killing Me Softly (with Kung Fu)

I heard he was a killer, he didn’t look so tough

So I picked him out and I started to do my stuff

I said some words about his boyfriend as we passed in the parking lot

Now he’s

Strumming my face with his fingers, changing my nose with his foot

Killing me softly with Kung Fu, knocking my block off with Kung Fu

Changing my outlook with his shoe

Killing me softly with Kung Fu

I couldn’t keep from laughing as he made funny motions in the air

But then he walked right through me as if I wasn’t there

I hid behind the lamppost, then he broke it right in two

Now he’s

Strumming my face with his fingers, changing my nose with his foot

Killing me softly with Kung Fu, knocking my block off with Kung Fu

Changing my profile with his shoe

Killing me softly with Kung Fu

I went to get my crowbar to put a dent in his mind

But someone said: “You can’t do that, he’s only three foot nine”

But then he ate my Toyota, I thought I’d better apologize

But he’s

Strumming my face with his fingers, changing my nose with his foot

Killing me softly with Kung Fu, knocking my block off with Kung Fu

Changing my sex life with his shoe

Killing me softly with Kung Fu