Music, Sex & Cookies

(Words & music by George Uetz)

Well, some folks think I’m a narrow-minded man, I don’t think that’s true

Some folks call me decadent for the things I like to do

Ah well you can do your thing and I’ll do mine and maybe we’ll agree

But among life’s many pleasures, there’s only three things that matter to me

It’s music, sex & cookies, cookies, music & sex

You can give ‘em to me all or one at a time

I don’t care which one I get next time

I’ve tried therapy and LSD and I’ve been lost but now I’m found

And it’s music, sex & cookies, it makes my world go round

 
My friends and all my neighbors, they got drugs and alcohol
But for me it don’t take much to get me feeling ten feet tall
Ah well there’s been a few jealous husbands nearly scared me half to death
But the cops ain’t never gonna arrest me for having Oreos on my breath
 

Music, sex & cookies, cookies, music & sex

You can give ‘em to me all or one at a time

I don’t care which one I get next time

I’ve tried therapy and LSD and I’ve been lost but now I’m found

And it’s music, sex & cookies, it makes my world go round

 
Well I knew me a red-haired lady she was looking mighty fine
She said: “Why don’t we get sensual and have us a good old time”
But after dinner and a couple of drinks she ran off with another man, and that’s depressing, you know
But I'm a rational person, I thought about things to keep my mind off the situation
Like I thought about that brand new record album I had just bought that very day
Sitting at home unopened, un-listened to, still hermetically sealed
And I started to think about that brand new unopened, uneaten bag of Archway Toffee Chocolate Chip Cookies
And I started thinking about it and I started drooling about it, and I thought, well … two out of three ain’t bad.
 

Music, sex & cookies, cookies, music & sex

You can give ‘em to me all or one at a time

I don’t care which one I get next time

I’ve tried therapy and LSD and I’ve been lost but now I’m found

And it’s music, sex & cookies, it makes my world go round

 
Well some folks lust for money or love or power or fame
Me I'm just too smart to get caught up in all of them games
Ah but if you gave me a billion dollars I’d tell you just what I’d do
I'd get a new stereo, buy up Nabisco and make sweet love to you
 

Music, sex & cookies, cookies, music & sex

You can give ‘em to me all or one at a time

I don’t care which one I get next time

I’ve tried sodomy and therapy and I’ve been lost but now I’m found

Music, sex & cookies, it makes my world, makes my world, makes my world go round